Me: What do you want to do today?
HH: Well, it's really up to you.
HH: Well, I figure it's up to you because you have more issues than I do.
Me: Um, What?!?
HH: I mean physically...
Me: That doesn't sound any better then the first try...
When I was resting from surgery at the beginning of December, HH took over as cook (and many other things). This comment left me speechless but laughing:
HH when arguing with me about how long to bake a pizza: "I know what I'm talking about! I've been working in this kitchen all week!"
Hazel: "I'm gonna be doomed today and doomed tomorrow 'cause daddy left without saying goodbye!"
Hazel playing with Amelia: "Look at this sign. It says 'Closed Opportuntee'. Oh! Poor baby! You can't go to your dentist!"
Hazel when playing with Amelia: "I'm afraid we have sad news..." and then a few seconds later "I'm afraid we have happy news!"
Amelia's version of Holly Jolly Christmas: "Ho, Ho! The Mrs. Toe. Hungry where you be!"
She randomly sings this all. day. long. But it's cute.