This is almost exactly what bedtime has been in our house lately:
In my case I hear:
"Make sure Millie doesn't get out of her bed and climb into mine and sleep with me."
"Okay. Amelia is asleep and can't climb out of her crib. Go to sleep. Goodnight!"
"Make sure no rats get into here and eat me."
"There are no rats in our house. You are okay and safe. Go to sleep. Goodnight!"
(Thankyouverymuch! Indian in the Cupboard movie!)
"Make sure Daddy doesn't sleep on the couch. He has to sleep in his bed."
"Okay. That's enough talking. Go. To. Sleep. Goodnight."
"I said that you and me and Millie and me and you and Abiah can have Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast tomorrow."
"I said goodnight. We will talk in the morning. GO! TO! SLEEP! NOW. Goodnight."