...it takes three days of planning just to take a shower. Then your three year old won't sleep during nap time (aka scheduled shower time) causing you to "reschedule" your shower for a more convenient time.
...you spend your birthday money on clothes for your kids.
...quality alone time is a trip to the bathroom where no one knocks on the door wondering what you are doing and if they can please join you.
...a "quick trip to the store" takes a half hour longer than it should because shoes have to be replaced on feet before getting out of the car and the two potty breaks that are needed during the 15 minutes of being in the store.
...grocery shopping is an acceptable outing for date night.
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